Post by Shock on May 12, 2006 8:11:37 GMT -5
Houston Shock GM Randy Daily has started a weekly blog and has decided to repost each installment of The DAILY Chronicles here. Sit back and enjoy.
Today my friends, I'm going to talk about a very important topic...balls. What kind of balls you ask...the freakin' kind that more people need to grow.
I want to start by saying that I know we all can't physically grow a set of man berries, but everyone should be able to make a stand and have an opinion when it comes to life. I also dont think its good to have things growing on your balls, but well save that for another day. With that said...lets begin.
Why in the hell is it that so many people are just so straight f*#@ing scared to stand up for anything. I can deal with these cowards...they cant help it and are of no use to me. It's the ones who are scared to pick their panties out of their ass with out first running it by twenty-FREAKIN'-five people before they feel comfortable to do it. These petrified panty pickers are the ones who expect everyone to do everything for them. This means that someone who doesnt have a shriveled little set of raisins has to come in and pick up all the dung the donkey dropped.
Hey, dont get me wrong, I understand that S@#t happens, but if youre a panty picker, why in the hell do you think you have the right to tell me that I didn't do something right or that it should have been another way. Did I tell you that you should stop wearing damn bloomers that keep wanting to stick in you crack...NO, I FREAKIN' DIDNT...because to be quiet honest, I DONT CARE.
Besides Im a fan of the thong, so if you're hot and need help picking those panties out, then Randy is your man!!! But I digress.
They say to lead follow or get out of the freakin' way and I think that is what you should do. If you want to lead...fine...you go your way and Ill go mine. You want to follow...fine...Bastards like me will carry you on our backs. You want to tell the leader what to do while riding his coat tail...GET OUT OF THE FREAKIN' WAY!!!!!
Come big or stay home,
Randy Daily
Today my friends, I'm going to talk about a very important topic...balls. What kind of balls you ask...the freakin' kind that more people need to grow.
I want to start by saying that I know we all can't physically grow a set of man berries, but everyone should be able to make a stand and have an opinion when it comes to life. I also dont think its good to have things growing on your balls, but well save that for another day. With that said...lets begin.
Why in the hell is it that so many people are just so straight f*#@ing scared to stand up for anything. I can deal with these cowards...they cant help it and are of no use to me. It's the ones who are scared to pick their panties out of their ass with out first running it by twenty-FREAKIN'-five people before they feel comfortable to do it. These petrified panty pickers are the ones who expect everyone to do everything for them. This means that someone who doesnt have a shriveled little set of raisins has to come in and pick up all the dung the donkey dropped.
Hey, dont get me wrong, I understand that S@#t happens, but if youre a panty picker, why in the hell do you think you have the right to tell me that I didn't do something right or that it should have been another way. Did I tell you that you should stop wearing damn bloomers that keep wanting to stick in you crack...NO, I FREAKIN' DIDNT...because to be quiet honest, I DONT CARE.
Besides Im a fan of the thong, so if you're hot and need help picking those panties out, then Randy is your man!!! But I digress.
They say to lead follow or get out of the freakin' way and I think that is what you should do. If you want to lead...fine...you go your way and Ill go mine. You want to follow...fine...Bastards like me will carry you on our backs. You want to tell the leader what to do while riding his coat tail...GET OUT OF THE FREAKIN' WAY!!!!!
Come big or stay home,
Randy Daily