Post by Shock on May 12, 2006 8:14:59 GMT -5
Houston Shock GM Randy Daily has started a weekly blog and has decided to repost each installment of The DAILY Chronicles here. Sit back and enjoy.
As the weather continues to get nicer, I've notice several enjoyable and scary fashion statements. Sometimes I have to stop and ask myself, "WHAT IN THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING?"
One thing that disturbs me in more ways than I can even begin to imagine is Spandex. Is there ever a time that this should be worn. I understand that athletes wear clothing made of spandex. This allows for optimal performance from muscles and limits injuries, but it's worn UNDER other clothing. Now keep in mind that I'm using the word spandex in a VERY liberal way. Basically anything that is tight and stretchy will fall into this category. With that said, let's begin.
First off, I remember a saying that once said the spandex is a privelege not a right. IT'S NEITHER. I do not want to see ANYONE walking the street with any form of clothing that looks like it was something they wore when the were five. What makes this even worse is that fact that the people that need to wear it the least usually are the ones that wear it the most. Quickly, think of how many attractive women/men you have ever see walking down the street wearing spandex. Yeah, I couldn't really think of any either. Now, how many whales have you seen.....TOO F*#KING MANY. Why...tell me why. You know they think it looks good. They have too. If they don't then they're the dumbest sons of bitches I've ever heard of, because what must be going on in your head if you think "Uh, this makes me look like a can of busted open biscuits and that's just hot...mmmmmm...hot.......biscuits...let's go to the store."
And why does it always seem that these damn shorts are always paired with a t-shirt that wouldn't fit Emanuelle Lewis. Now I've got a t-shirt that is crammed into their armpits, popping up over their fat ass belly and fitting so tight around their chest that it makes them look like it's 20-below zero outside paired with shorts that that look like their ass and/or hairy mench decided to have a snack and starting to eat the shorts. Why......why, why, why, why.........WHY?!?!?!?!?!?
Now, let's talk about vanity tees. This can be hilarious and lots of fun, or they can be wrong on so many levels. I'm not going to spend a lot of time here because everyone has their own feelings on the situation, but I want to know why the manufactures even make a "Hottie", "Princess", "Sexy", etc. shirt in any size over say.......medium....okay, I'll even give you large. DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT SHIRT IS TRUE WHEN YOU HAVE TO BUY A 2X?!?!?!?!!?
What about UNDERwear not being worn UNDER the clothes. Sure the pants are put on over the panties/boxers, but I swear there is less under the clothing than there is showing. Now I do want to say, that Randy enjoys getting to catch a little peak of some pink lace panties when you lean forward and I'm behind you or you bend over to pick something up, but that's only because I feel like I got away with something.
Since I've kinda just touched on it, let's talk about the provocative clothing women wear. What are you thinking? Don't get me wrong, I LOVE IT, but don't look at me with some evil stare and act like I'm a f#*&ing sleazy perv for staring at you. Afterall, you CHOSE to come out with your cleavage, ass and kootch on display for anyone within a city block to see. I didn't make you wear it so don't get pissed off when I enjoy it. Once again, I want to state that I think there should be size limitations on what manufacturers make because pre-surgery Star Jones could turn a straight man gay and a seeing man blind if she would have wore something like that.
Well, I guess I'll leave it at that. I know it seems that I've stuck it to the women here, but that's only because you all have the craziest s*#t when it comes to clothing. For the most part, all guys have to do is throw on jeans and a t-shirt, khakis and a button down/polo, or a suit and all aspects of our life is covered. It's that easy for us. This whole metrosexual bulls*#t is just a nice way of saying you're either not sure if you gay or that you just haven't came out yet.
DEAL WITH IT!!!!!
Randy Daily
As the weather continues to get nicer, I've notice several enjoyable and scary fashion statements. Sometimes I have to stop and ask myself, "WHAT IN THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING?"
One thing that disturbs me in more ways than I can even begin to imagine is Spandex. Is there ever a time that this should be worn. I understand that athletes wear clothing made of spandex. This allows for optimal performance from muscles and limits injuries, but it's worn UNDER other clothing. Now keep in mind that I'm using the word spandex in a VERY liberal way. Basically anything that is tight and stretchy will fall into this category. With that said, let's begin.
First off, I remember a saying that once said the spandex is a privelege not a right. IT'S NEITHER. I do not want to see ANYONE walking the street with any form of clothing that looks like it was something they wore when the were five. What makes this even worse is that fact that the people that need to wear it the least usually are the ones that wear it the most. Quickly, think of how many attractive women/men you have ever see walking down the street wearing spandex. Yeah, I couldn't really think of any either. Now, how many whales have you seen.....TOO F*#KING MANY. Why...tell me why. You know they think it looks good. They have too. If they don't then they're the dumbest sons of bitches I've ever heard of, because what must be going on in your head if you think "Uh, this makes me look like a can of busted open biscuits and that's just hot...mmmmmm...hot.......biscuits...let's go to the store."
And why does it always seem that these damn shorts are always paired with a t-shirt that wouldn't fit Emanuelle Lewis. Now I've got a t-shirt that is crammed into their armpits, popping up over their fat ass belly and fitting so tight around their chest that it makes them look like it's 20-below zero outside paired with shorts that that look like their ass and/or hairy mench decided to have a snack and starting to eat the shorts. Why......why, why, why, why.........WHY?!?!?!?!?!?
Now, let's talk about vanity tees. This can be hilarious and lots of fun, or they can be wrong on so many levels. I'm not going to spend a lot of time here because everyone has their own feelings on the situation, but I want to know why the manufactures even make a "Hottie", "Princess", "Sexy", etc. shirt in any size over say.......medium....okay, I'll even give you large. DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT SHIRT IS TRUE WHEN YOU HAVE TO BUY A 2X?!?!?!?!!?
What about UNDERwear not being worn UNDER the clothes. Sure the pants are put on over the panties/boxers, but I swear there is less under the clothing than there is showing. Now I do want to say, that Randy enjoys getting to catch a little peak of some pink lace panties when you lean forward and I'm behind you or you bend over to pick something up, but that's only because I feel like I got away with something.
Since I've kinda just touched on it, let's talk about the provocative clothing women wear. What are you thinking? Don't get me wrong, I LOVE IT, but don't look at me with some evil stare and act like I'm a f#*&ing sleazy perv for staring at you. Afterall, you CHOSE to come out with your cleavage, ass and kootch on display for anyone within a city block to see. I didn't make you wear it so don't get pissed off when I enjoy it. Once again, I want to state that I think there should be size limitations on what manufacturers make because pre-surgery Star Jones could turn a straight man gay and a seeing man blind if she would have wore something like that.
Well, I guess I'll leave it at that. I know it seems that I've stuck it to the women here, but that's only because you all have the craziest s*#t when it comes to clothing. For the most part, all guys have to do is throw on jeans and a t-shirt, khakis and a button down/polo, or a suit and all aspects of our life is covered. It's that easy for us. This whole metrosexual bulls*#t is just a nice way of saying you're either not sure if you gay or that you just haven't came out yet.
DEAL WITH IT!!!!!
Randy Daily