Post by Shock on Jun 9, 2006 15:10:01 GMT -5
Obesity is simply defined in the dictionary as "Very fat". That's it...that's all it has to say. No explanation...no justification...no excuses...just very f#*king fat!
I, Randy Daily, however, like to clarify it a little. Anymore you hear the term obesity used way to often when talking about our society and especially the current generation of children. I don’t think obesity fits most of these people. Sure their overweight...but I wouldn't call them "very fat". I think we need term to determine what "very fat" is. So I'm going to the world a great service and do that now. I declare "very fat" to be when your body fat percentage is 50% or greater. This is a VERY, VERY generous number on my part. But the way I look at it is that I won't many argument from you about the fact that half of that mass you're packing is jiggly, sweaty, stinky ass fat.
I know what you're thinking..."What has got Randy on this rant about obesity?" It's simple really...I saw a friend of mine, the Rev. Richard Nathaniel Bush, this past week that I haven't seen in over five years. The last time I saw him, he was a big boy...I would guess between 350 and 400 pounds. But now this mother f#*ker is getting fatter at exponential rates. This son of a bitch is now a nickel shy of a kilo...he's a whopping 995 pounds. He makes Jabba the Hut look like a Mr. Universe contestant.
How in the hell does someone get this big? When I asked him he told me it was a combination of a genetics, poor diet and lack of exercise. REALLY...I though it might have been some scientific experiment. It never crossed my mind that it could have anything to do with the lazy bastards fat ass parents and the fact that he deep fries his toothpaste.
Now here's what I don't get...I knew this guy was never going to be thin, because when he was pushing 400 lbs. he was always on the go. He was a great preacher and would be traveling all around the country. He worked hard and he played hard...he really did just have REALLY BAD genes. However, he never did put much thought into what he ate. If he wanted it he ate it...it didn't matter if he had just eaten an hour earlier.
So what changed to make him explode? He took his ministry online and got to the point where he never left the house. Now he is confined to his bed, but he continues to have his online ministry, The Universal Life Church.
Do I blame him for being what he is...yes and no! I think that with the family history he had, he was doomed to a life where he would be bigger than average. He did however make the choice to not live a life that would help keep him healthy. But do you know who I blame... I blame his good for nothing, c*#t of a sister. Why you ask? Because when Dick got to the point where he had trouble getting around the house, she started bringing him everything. IF A F*#KER IS SO F#*KING FAT THAT HE CAN'T MOVE, THEN DON'T TAKE HIM A DAMN FAMILY MEAL FROM KFC IN BED. I think there should be some criminal charge for people who do this because they are killing the person. I don’t see how it's any different than slowly poisoning someone.
So I plan on staying in touch with the Rev. on a more regular basis. He actually showed some interest in participating in the DAILY Chronicles, so who knows...you may be hearing more from him soon. I want to see the big bastard get back on his feet literally, so before I left him last week, I went to the store and bought him a whole rotisserie chicken and gave it to him. I know what you're thinking..."How can I be so hypocritical?" Relax and get your panties out of a wad...I'm gonna make him earn it. I took the lid off...pointed a fan so that it blew the aroma toward his fat ass in the bed and sat it on the other side of the room. If the fat son of a bitch wants his chicken he will have to pack a thousand pounds 20 feet across the room to get it. The way I see it he has to burn at least twice the amount of calories packing that weight across the room as what the chicken has in it.
Move over Dr. Phil, here comes Randy Daily!!
Deal with it,
Randy Daily
I, Randy Daily, however, like to clarify it a little. Anymore you hear the term obesity used way to often when talking about our society and especially the current generation of children. I don’t think obesity fits most of these people. Sure their overweight...but I wouldn't call them "very fat". I think we need term to determine what "very fat" is. So I'm going to the world a great service and do that now. I declare "very fat" to be when your body fat percentage is 50% or greater. This is a VERY, VERY generous number on my part. But the way I look at it is that I won't many argument from you about the fact that half of that mass you're packing is jiggly, sweaty, stinky ass fat.
I know what you're thinking..."What has got Randy on this rant about obesity?" It's simple really...I saw a friend of mine, the Rev. Richard Nathaniel Bush, this past week that I haven't seen in over five years. The last time I saw him, he was a big boy...I would guess between 350 and 400 pounds. But now this mother f#*ker is getting fatter at exponential rates. This son of a bitch is now a nickel shy of a kilo...he's a whopping 995 pounds. He makes Jabba the Hut look like a Mr. Universe contestant.
How in the hell does someone get this big? When I asked him he told me it was a combination of a genetics, poor diet and lack of exercise. REALLY...I though it might have been some scientific experiment. It never crossed my mind that it could have anything to do with the lazy bastards fat ass parents and the fact that he deep fries his toothpaste.
Now here's what I don't get...I knew this guy was never going to be thin, because when he was pushing 400 lbs. he was always on the go. He was a great preacher and would be traveling all around the country. He worked hard and he played hard...he really did just have REALLY BAD genes. However, he never did put much thought into what he ate. If he wanted it he ate it...it didn't matter if he had just eaten an hour earlier.
So what changed to make him explode? He took his ministry online and got to the point where he never left the house. Now he is confined to his bed, but he continues to have his online ministry, The Universal Life Church.
Do I blame him for being what he is...yes and no! I think that with the family history he had, he was doomed to a life where he would be bigger than average. He did however make the choice to not live a life that would help keep him healthy. But do you know who I blame... I blame his good for nothing, c*#t of a sister. Why you ask? Because when Dick got to the point where he had trouble getting around the house, she started bringing him everything. IF A F*#KER IS SO F#*KING FAT THAT HE CAN'T MOVE, THEN DON'T TAKE HIM A DAMN FAMILY MEAL FROM KFC IN BED. I think there should be some criminal charge for people who do this because they are killing the person. I don’t see how it's any different than slowly poisoning someone.
So I plan on staying in touch with the Rev. on a more regular basis. He actually showed some interest in participating in the DAILY Chronicles, so who knows...you may be hearing more from him soon. I want to see the big bastard get back on his feet literally, so before I left him last week, I went to the store and bought him a whole rotisserie chicken and gave it to him. I know what you're thinking..."How can I be so hypocritical?" Relax and get your panties out of a wad...I'm gonna make him earn it. I took the lid off...pointed a fan so that it blew the aroma toward his fat ass in the bed and sat it on the other side of the room. If the fat son of a bitch wants his chicken he will have to pack a thousand pounds 20 feet across the room to get it. The way I see it he has to burn at least twice the amount of calories packing that weight across the room as what the chicken has in it.
Move over Dr. Phil, here comes Randy Daily!!
Deal with it,
Randy Daily